Rebecca Aston. Block by Block Script Writer, Novelist, Part - Time Writer, Full Time Cat Mom
  • dutchster:

    why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

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  • jean-luc-gohard:


    I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
    I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

    You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

    KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

    I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

    If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

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  • hullywoods:


    maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”


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  • thatfunnyblog:

    That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

    (Source: typhwosion, via uhhh-butts)

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  • kengriffey-jr:



    so glad i’m outta high school

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  • cyanblur:

    i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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  • frankoceanfanclub:


    This is like the best thing you could be suspected of doing I hope I end up on the news like this someday

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  • ourtroylerinfinityy:

    found this gem in tyler’s favorites

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